This is the man, ... Pat Hansen. Pat is one of the wisest coolest people on the planet.

Turn ons: Hot chicks, twister, old Funk and track lighting.

Turn offs: Disco, mean people and  music catalogs.

Bob Whitmer, the Enforcer. Bob is 120 % 24-7. He is the Davey Crockett of Turbo Blues. When it comes to repo-action, he's the most feared in the business!

Turn-ons: Strats, Arctic weather, warm spirits, hot blues, mean women.

Turn offs: Deadbeats, clowns, thin guitar strings and mean women.

Art Eichele - Guitarasorous Rex, and cheese head extraordinaire. Art is a man who always has a smile on his face. He is best friends with well known pro football player Bobby Moss.

Turn ons: An afternoon at Wall Mart, barefoot hockey.

Turn offs: Rotten roast beef boiled chicken, back hair.

Cory O 'Brien - Helpful, available, willing and true to the shoe. The Raptor of the Hello Kitty Strat.

Turn ons - Women in leather, anything that says Ibanez on the headstock, and being true to the shoe

Turn offs - Mean People

Jason Foster - Master of the Drums and Percussion division. At this very moment he's thinking about drums.